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The bartender’s walk home after a shift.

Working late night, you see the morning in a way that most people don’t. Early morning when the sun is almost up but not quite there. The early birds start chirping, like a laugh track, chiming in at the wrong … Continue reading

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The Drunk Tilted Room Sketch

Shaun Micallef plays a drunk where the studio set is a tilted room. From the first season of the Micallef Show on ABC. Hilarious!

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Things not to do, when ordering a drink at a bar.

“My drink’s not strong enough”. If you want a strong drink, order a double. Or, maybe skip the sugary mix and order it neat. Don’t try it, turn to the bartender and say, “I can’t taste the alcohol. Did you … Continue reading

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The Bar Tab. Annoying things people do to bartenders with their credit cards.

You’d think that the etiquette for opening a bar tab with a credit card would be common sense. That you wouldn’t need a lesson from Emily Post on public politeness. Just give the bartender your card, tell them to leave … Continue reading

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People who think the bartender can’t hear them…

Are you aware that when you sit down at a bar the bartender can hear you? Yup, everything you say. Even when they aren’t directly in front of you.  It’s hilarious to me what people say to each other at … Continue reading

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Gluten Free Singles .COM

Are you Gluten free and single!?! You’re in luck! This bran new dating site connects lonely  gluten free’s together. Find your diet restricted soul mate and take them out to dinner! Don’t forget to piss off your servers and bartenders … Continue reading

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Bartender dreams.

The shift was long, I was alone all night behind the bar. The people come and go in waves. The 5pm “Happy Hour Hillbillies”, trying to save cash. Then the dinner rush, filled with families and screaming kids. Watch your … Continue reading

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Bartender’s biweekly pay check. Payday!

This is my biweekly hourly paycheck, I love it, always zero, VOID. Twice a month I get my little white envelope, once in a while I’ll get one for 13 bucks or 75 cents. How this system works is that … Continue reading

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Flaming Dr. Pepper……… Follow Up

This guy: …..for some reason not as bad ass.

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How to get a tip from a foreigner.

Foreigners. I’m not the first person behind a bar to make the observation that people from outside of America often forget the custom of the tip. They approach the bar and stare at you with a childlike look of confusion. … Continue reading

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