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Bar and restaurant regulars, please don’t break the rules.

The Regulars. To constitute, you have to frequent a bar so often that you become enveloped in the lives of the people in it. You have to know things about the staff, like their names and if they’re married. You … Continue reading

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Never tell the bartender “Surprise me.”

  If you don’t know what you want to drink, please don’t tell me to “surprise you”. I don’t know what you like drinking, I’m not you. I know what I like and it’s probably not the same thing that … Continue reading

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This actually works…

If you work in costumer service, put a mirror behind your desk, people are less likely to yell or act like assholes if they see what they look like when their flipping out.

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.21 Cent Tip!

It was that kinda night! I don’t know what goes on in the minds of these people, I’d rather be stiffed: BTW: They told me they loved the service. What do ya think I should buy?!?!

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People in the military don’t know how to drink socially.

People in the military. OK. I have great respect and gratitude for what they have done for me; my civil liberties and my freedom. They put their lives on the line to keep us safe and free from combative overhaul. … Continue reading

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Door Guy.

Gary Passeri worked the door at a club I was at in Chicago, a sketchy guy with the owners ear. Over 7 feet tall, late 50’s, clad in a leather jacket and shitty silver jewelry. In his head he’s early … Continue reading

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What makes art, art?!

What’s makes an artist? I think of myself as one, you probably do to. Bartending in LA I worked with a guy who was a line cook. The guy that has to organize tickets effectively enough so that they are … Continue reading

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Grandma Jane

Her name is Jane, the locals know her as Grandma Jane. She’s in her 50’s but looks like she’s 30. She has a son and a daughter both grown with kids. For an older woman she’s up on technology. Carrying … Continue reading

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Flaming Dr. Pepper

I’ve never been keen on flare behind the bar. If a bartender takes 2 seconds longer getting the drink from their hand into my stomach as they prance around with bottles, I’m on to the next place. Same goes with … Continue reading

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L.A.C.M.A. Exhibit, Steve Wolfe on Paper

Considering my nightlife of debotury, I have a requirement for my day life to resemble something close to a healthy persons verve. Be it riding my bike to the gym to work out with all the sexy Jennifer Aniston look-a-like … Continue reading

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