Prohibition is back! The govnerment is ripping bottles off the shelves and closing factories. Considering though how bad prohibition worked the first time, they are letting us keep one brand of each liquor.
That’s right: One Vodka, One Gin, One Rum, One Whiskey, One Tequila, and One Mixer.
Well that’s OK because here at the Dizzy we have done the exuberant amount of drinking necessary to trim the fat. On these pages you will find the only liquors that need to exsist in a perfect world.