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Things not to do, when ordering a drink at a bar.

“My drink’s not strong enough”. If you want a strong drink, order a double. Or, maybe skip the sugary mix and order it neat. Don’t try it, turn to the bartender and say, “I can’t taste the alcohol. Did you … Continue reading

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The Bar Tab. Annoying things people do to bartenders with their credit cards.

You’d think that the etiquette for opening a bar tab with a credit card would be common sense. That you wouldn’t need a lesson from Emily Post on public politeness. Just give the bartender your card, tell them to leave … Continue reading

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How to get a tip from a foreigner.

Foreigners. I’m not the first person behind a bar to make the observation that people from outside of America often forget the custom of the tip. They approach the bar and stare at you with a childlike look of confusion. … Continue reading

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Bar and restaurant regulars, please don’t break the rules.

The Regulars. To constitute, you have to frequent a bar so often that you become enveloped in the lives of the people in it. You have to know things about the staff, like their names and if they’re married. You … Continue reading

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Door Guy.

Gary Passeri worked the door at a club I was at in Chicago, a sketchy guy with the owners ear. Over 7 feet tall, late 50’s, clad in a leather jacket and shitty silver jewelry. In his head he’s early … Continue reading

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Grandma Jane

Her name is Jane, the locals know her as Grandma Jane. She’s in her 50’s but looks like she’s 30. She has a son and a daughter both grown with kids. For an older woman she’s up on technology. Carrying … Continue reading

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L.A.C.M.A. Exhibit, Steve Wolfe on Paper

Considering my nightlife of debotury, I have a requirement for my day life to resemble something close to a healthy persons verve. Be it riding my bike to the gym to work out with all the sexy Jennifer Aniston look-a-like … Continue reading

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I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Poor Amethystine python just stuck dying in the wind. This 9.8-foot python flew from Cairns, Australia, to Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea, attached to the wing of a Qantas’ passenger airplane. Might be hard to watch for some.

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Internet Porn

To: The wife’s, the girlfriends, the fiances and the companions. From: The men (all of us.) Subject: “We like to watch internet porn and that doesn’t make us love you any less.” Thank you. The other day before going to … Continue reading

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John McAfee

John McAfee, Alright so if you follow the news I am sure you have heard the escapades of Mr. John McAfee. The creator of McAfee anti-virus software has been living quite the interesting life in Belize. In-between having sex with … Continue reading

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